ANDREA

"Lightning, in march?"

"Well, yes... I wouldn't be blonde and such a hot-toddy otherwise."

It took me by surprise... to see her after all these years. I never thought she'd survive the Liberian wombat incident, but apparantly, the girl had more to her than I thought. I've seen her rip apart softballs with her bare hands and build a hut big enough to fit 3 immigrant families. She's some girl, that Andrea. Took a licking and kept on ticking, like some big blonde crazy-ass ticking... thing.

"Did it hurt?"

"Only long enough for me to realize that I'm never ordering the sweetbread* again."

*: A delicacy in many countries -- that have lost their collective minds -- consisting entirely of mayonase and (assorted) animal brains. Tasty!

back... BACK I say!