Rather than pay attention in Con West recitation one fateful thursday morning, I created this.
Boo ya.

Yellow Devil
Can you fight it? It’s only been 3 days since National “FUN” Day, and you’re still crawling back for more. I told you taking too much at once would have nasty consequences, but did you listen? Noooooooo… what a fool.

Sure it’s quick, fun, and easy, but is even the easiest of Easy Mac worth a powdered cheese (PC) withdrawal for days?

Well, only if you want to live a little.

It seemed so innocent at first. The empty tempting bowl. The sea of uncooked noodles, hinting at the glorious mountain of gold to come. Oh, sure, it seems satisfying now ripping open that packet of fake cheese, but oh, you crazy bastard, you can’t even begin to comprehend the hellstorm that you’re brewing. Mmmm… the radiated elbow noodles just smell of a perfect future, and I’ll bet your eyes glaze over in wonder as that yellow magic powder of love transforms the eager colony of pasta into their ultimate golden form. Oooh, stirring it all up now, are ya?

Yeah.

Go ahead.

You eat that first bite. And the next one.

And the next one.

All right, fine, finish that bowl of deliciousness without even thinking of giving me a bite.

Jackass.
Go back to the days of yore.